The Chaos Report: 🥵 OnlyFans Star Hijacks Minecraft Server, Turns Spawn Into Virtual Strip Club

By Slick Voltage — July 13, 2025 - LostNachos.com

Buckle up, because the pixel dust is flyin’.

An OnlyFans creator known as PixieSpankz just pulled off the wildest digital stunt of the month—commandeering a mid-sized Minecraft survival server and converting the entire spawn zone into a fully functioning virtual strip club… with redstone tip jars, custom emotes, and yes—lap dance emotes powered by /sit.

🧨 How’d She Do It?

The server, originally called “CraftHaven SMP”, was run by a group of modest Twitch streamers until PixieSpankz joined under an alt. After earning mod status by helping build spawn roads, she secretly re-coded the map’s lobby and teleported every online player straight into a velvet-lit pixel club called “Block & Booty.”

Players reported stripper poles made of glass panes, flashing LED dance floors made with daylight sensors, and “booth access” available for 15 diamonds or a netherite shovel.

😳 Reactions Were Wild:

• “I just came here to build a treehouse, man.”

• “10/10 execution. I tipped in redstone blocks.”

• “The music was just cats meowing on loop. Peak chaos.”

  
  

⚖️ Server Mods Respond

After realizing the prank was live-streamed to over 80,000 viewers, the server owners issued a statement:

“We did not approve of the unsolicited lap dances. The server is now whitelisted and under review. That said, the redstone work was kinda impressive.”

🎤 Slick’s Take:

OnlyFans meets Minecraft in a blaze of pixelated chaos. This is exactly why the internet can’t have nice things—but also exactly why it’s awesome.

Expect Block & Booty to spawn imitators by week’s end.

💬 Got a chaos tip? Hit up the Nacho Discord and feed the madness.

—⚡ By Slick Voltage

"Raw, Reckless, and Real."