🎮 The Chaos Report — June 29, 2025

By Slick Voltage — June 29, 2025 - LostNachos.com

Another day, another digital meltdown. From nostalgic reboots to billion-dollar blunders, here’s what’s lighting up the gaming universe today:

🧟‍♂️ 1. Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare 2 Leaked — Then Confirmed by Rockstar

In the middle of the night, Rockstar dropped an absolute bomb: Undead Nightmare 2 is real — and it’s headed to next-gen this October.

A leaker posted screenshots of zombie towns, flaming horses, and a heavily decayed John Marston… and within hours, Rockstar dropped a teaser trailer confirming it.

Fans are hyped, but also terrified. One Redditor said:

“If I see Arthur Morgan’s corpse crawling after me, I’m uninstalling.”

🚫 2. EA Accidentally Wipes 2.1 Million Player Accounts

Yes, really. EA pushed a backend update to its player database — and accidentally triggered a wipe protocol used for banned cheaters. Only it didn’t target cheaters… it nuked innocent accounts.

Games affected: Apex Legends, FIFA 25, The Sims 5, and Skate Rebirth.

They’ve issued a hotfix, but recovery is expected to take “several weeks.” Affected players are being offered in-game currency and a custom skin that says “Oops.”

🔥 3. Doomguy Joins Smash Bros. Ultimate in Final DLC Drop

After years of fan begging, it’s finally happening: Doom Slayer is joining Smash. The final DLC pack for Ultimate includes Doomguy, a Mars-themed stage, and BFG Assist Trophy chaos.

He’s already busted — early footage shows him tanking Sephiroth’s Final Smash and countering Pikachu with a chainsaw.

Smash Bros. is trending worldwide under the tag #RipAndTearKirby.

🧠 4. Indie Puzzle Horror Game "GUT CHECK" Is So Smart It Made a Dev Cry

“GUT CHECK” launched on Steam this weekend and it’s quickly gaining cult status. The game uses real-time voice AI to adjust its puzzles based on what you say out loud. If you scream? The puzzle gets harder. If you whisper? It shifts.

One streamer’s mic picked up him saying “I hate this game” — and the walls closed in. Literally.

The dev behind it? A former neuroscientist who says he made the game to “punish overthinkers.”

Final Thought: Gaming is officially on another level of weird. AI is listening to us, zombies are back in the West, and Doomguy is now canonically friends with Kirby. If this isn’t chaos… what is?

By Slick Voltage — June 29, 2025 - LostNachos.com

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