🎮 THE CHAOS REPORT: Gaming News Gone Off the Rails — June 28, 2025

LOST NACHOS GAMING
Jun 28
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By Slick Voltage — June 28, 2025 LostNachos.com

Another day, another data storm of gaming madness. From accidental leaks to strange collabs no one asked for, here’s what’s boiling over in the virtual pot today.

🚁 1. Microsoft Accidentally Uploads Halo Movie Script to Windows Update

Last night, a mysterious file labeled Halo_LiveAction_FINAL.docx was found embedded in a Windows Update patch. Fans who cracked it open discovered a full 132-page script that includes:

Master Chief removing his helmet every 5 minutes
A love triangle between Cortana, an ODST, and a Pelican pilot
Dialogue like: “Finish the breakfast... then the fight.”

Microsoft pulled the file within hours and claims it was “an internal testing document for file delivery systems.” Too late. The memes are already everywhere.

🎸 2. Fortnite x Limp Bizkit Collab Confirmed for Summer Slap Tour Event

Epic is dropping a full ‘90s-nostalgia crossover with Limp Bizkit headlining Fortnite’s next live event.

Confirmed content:

Playable character: Fred Durst with backwards red cap power-up
Weapon: “Break Stuff” baseball bat
Emote: Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin’ with smoke trails
Map change: “Hot Dog Flavored Water Bay” (yes, really)

TikTok is losing its mind. Reddit is divided. The rest of us are just waiting for the Korn emote pack.

🧠 3. Indie Horror Game "GASLIGHTED" Uses AI to Lie to the Player

A new Steam darling, Gaslighted, is gaining popularity for being the first horror game where the real enemy is… the game itself.

It uses live AI models to:

Change your save files
Gaslight you with fake NPC memories
Send in-game messages from your “mom” that get more disturbing over time

Popular streamer MissNeon broke down on camera after the game deleted her inventory and whispered, “You already used that key, remember?”She hadn’t.

🐍 4. Solid Snake Gets a TikTok — And It's Canon

Konami launched an official TikTok account for Solid Snake… in character. Every post is a low-resolution, gravel-voiced monologue over surveillance footage of grocery stores, cats, and rotating hot dogs.

Clips include:

“Colonel... they’ve put cheese inside the crust again. This is advanced food warfare.”
“Nanomachines can’t stop this diarrhea.”
“Big Boss always said never trust a vending machine.”

It’s weird. It’s glorious. And it’s already got 2.3 million followers.