🥋 NachoDome Showdown: Daniel LaRusso vs. Napoleon Dynamite

The Karate Kid vs. The King of Tater Tots One’s got a dojo. The other’s got nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, and sweet dance moves.

By Slick Voltage — July 3, 2025 - LostNachos.com

The crowd expected a clean sweep. Daniel LaRusso, the All-Valley golden boy, stepped into the NachoDome wearing his vintage gi, channeling Mr. Miyagi and flashbacks of crane kicks past.

His opponent? Napoleon freaking Dynamite — in moon boots, “Vote for Pedro” shirt half-tucked, and holding a chimichanga in one hand and a sketchbook in the other.

The internet laughed… until the bell rang.

🧨 ROUND ONE: SLAP FIGHT

LaRusso opens with that classic Cobra Kai energy — sharp stance, clean form. He throws a front kick.

Napoleon? He dodges with what might be an accidental cha-cha move. His response?

A flurry of windmill arms, capped with a backhanded slap that knocks Daniel’s headband off.

🪖 ROUND TWO: WEAPONIZED AWKWARDNESS

Napoleon whips out… tetherball chain nunchucks.

LaRusso tries to stay focused. He really does. But the embarrassment, the confusion — it’s too much. He fumbles a high block and eats a full tetherball to the jaw.

Napoleon follows up with a perfectly average flying knee and yells. “Get out of my dojo, idiot!”

😭 FINAL ROUND: TEARS OF A KARATE MAN

Daniel, desperate, tries the crane kick. But mid-jump — Napoleon hits him with a time-space-bending roundhouse powered by leftover nacho cheese and rage.

Daniel collapses.

Napoleon stands over him, breathing heavy, raising a sketch of a liger holding Daniel's black belt.

The crowd loses its damn mind.

🎤 SLICK’S TAKE

This wasn’t a fight. This was a cosmic reset.The rules are dead. Logic is dead. Napoleon Dynamite is now 1-0 in the NachoDome, and Daniel LaRusso is reportedly being comforted backstage with a Capri Sun.

Vote for Pedro? Nah. Vote for Napoleon.

By Slick Voltage — July 3, 2025 - LostNachos.com

“Raw, Reckless, and Real.”