🎬 HAPPY GILMORE 2 IS OFFICIAL — SANDLER RETURNS TO THE GREEN

"The people’s champ is back, and he’s bringing the putter-shaped pain"

By Slick Voltage — July 1, 2025 - LostNachos.com

It’s finally happening. After nearly 30 years of fans quoting it, memeing it, and yelling “The price is wrong, bitch!” at their TVs — Happy Gilmore 2 is officially in the works.

And yes, Adam Sandler is back.

🏌️‍♂️ THE GOAT RETURNS

Netflix confirmed the sequel at its Netflix is a Joke Fest back in May, but now we’ve got the sauce:

• Sandler is reprising his role as Happy

• Christopher McDonald (Shooter McGavin) is confirmed to return

• Julie Bowen (Virginia Venit) is rumored, but no official word yet

• Sandler’s own production company, Happy Madison, is overseeing the sequel

• It’s reportedly set for a 2026 streaming release

For those keeping score, that means the golden swing returns right before the 30th anniversary of the original film. That’s no accident — that’s a power move.

🧨 WHY THIS MATTERS

Happy Gilmore isn’t just a comedy — it’s a generational anchor. It’s blue-collar rage meets country club snobbery, and it taught an entire generation how to love golf without giving a damn about etiquette.

We didn’t just watch Happy Gilmore… we became him. Every lunchroom, every Xbox Live lobby, every busted putt on mini-golf night carried that chaotic DNA.

And now? We get to run it back.

👀 WHAT TO EXPECT

Word on the street is the sequel picks up with Happy in a mentor role — older, maybe a little slower, but just as wild. Possibly training a new underdog, possibly fighting to keep the game from going corporate soft.

There’s also talk of:

• A new nemesis tied to Shooter’s legacy

• Golf influencers getting roasted

• And a rematch with Bob Barker’s ghost (okay… maybe not, but we can dream)

  
  

🔥 SLICK’S TAKE

This ain’t just a sequel. It’s a middle finger to the sanitized sequels Hollywood’s been pumping out for years.

This is about rage-driving golf balls off construction cones, not redemption arcs. It’s about wearing Bruins jerseys to the PGA. It’s about giving a damn in the dumbest, loudest, most honest way possible.

So yeah — we’re hyped. Happy’s back, and the course is about to get wrecked.

By Slick Voltage — July 1, 2025 - LostNachos.com

"Raw, Reckless and Real"